I’m going on an adventure tonight, the past few months have been chaos and I plan on retreating inside myself again for a while to gain a center. 

I don’t think I’m going to post photos any more.

And that was really my reason for coming here. So, if you need to get a hold of me I’ll be… someplace else.

Derek B on Joe Sacco’s contract extension

“… I honest to god love this team almost as much as life itself and this move seriously just broke my heart more than my first true love did. It honestly kills me to know that we ARE NOT going to go ANYWHERE with this emotionless plug as the head coach!”

P-p-playoffs? Playoffs are here?

My body is not ready. My social life is taking a dive starting immediately. And, for a reason I can not discern, I’m silently rooting for the fucking Flyers.

After reading about the heroics of my ancestors for hours

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m pretty fucking lame. My story sucks. Who wants to go join the French Foreign Legion? 

All the religions and clubs and charities and governments of the world are all still trying to deal with the same fundamental problem - the Humans.

“If Crosby is hockey, and Malkin is score, then who is puck?”

Holy fuck I’m dying of laughter. I’m not even high and /r/hockey is just way too much for me too handle right now.

The Rapids got embarrassed and the Avalanche whimpered

But this weekend has been a good one, good times with new people,even if it was in the land of Mormos.